You should be worried about U-No-Poo!"
I was thinking maybe we should make it easier on the Livejournal Abuse Team by making the ages of our characters as clear as possible. Perhaps draw everyone with a beard?
Overage Wizards Love Scenes?
Oldies With Luxurious Staches?
Obviously Within Ludicrous Standards?
We need some laughs around here, man. I miss the olden-timey days of fandom.
We don't care what you post, but we're hoping it'll make fun of the recent situation of 6A really poorly handling the child!porn/incest issue. Obviously, you shouldn't post child-porn or incest here. If you post adult porn, you should lock it. (Think of the children! As long as they aren't sexing! Or related!)
(These are repeats from one of ack_attack's OMG!EQUUS crack fests.)